Every year around xmas
You get the hump
You want gift ideas and I can't think of one
So I've been thinking
All year through
And I came up with a list
Especially for you...........
Let me feel your presents, let me trim your tree
Let me deck your halls with my shiny baubles
Will you hold my candy cane for me ?
Let me come down your chimney, at 1 am
Then at 6 o'clock can I wake you up
So you can unwrap my presents again ?
This is my xmas list, won't settle for a xmas kiss,
No.......
This is my xmas list
Can I stuff your turkey ? (sage n onion)
With some stuffing balls (onion......)
Let me cook your meat on a slow low heat
Is a cocktail sausage too small?
Let me fill your stocking (cor not arf)
I'll peel your clementine (small orange......)
Have some wine aswell and some cheese that smells
Then you can ring my xmas bell
Chorus
Can I grease your spuds (gotta be king edwards)
Will you butter my sprouts (small green veg......)
You'll be my ho ho ho, I'll cover you in snow
Can I come inside you igloo like an eskimo ?
Let me cream your pudding (i'm lactose intolerant)
With some randy sauce (courvosier..........)
But yule log and gravy, you must be crazy
Those things aren't sexy at all
Chorus
Xmas is for giving, that's my area
Do you like recieving, I really care for ya
It comes too soon, hum me a xmas tune
Can I empty my sack in your back room ?
Chorus
credits
released December 2, 2014
Graham Mann - Guitar + Vox
James Cooper - Bass + Vox
Scott X Norman - Drums + Vox
Ian Crow - Face melting solo
Written by Fisti Kuffs 2014
'Recorded at Amblin' Man Recording Studio by Ian Crow www.amblinman.co.uk'
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