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Oi!
What?
I was hitting on your sister, I’m a universal mister
got a car, she’s a fixer but she still said no
oi!
Don’t have a lightsaber but I tried to win her favour
with a rocket in my pocket and it’s ready to blow
oi!
I took her to hyperspace, got my junk up in her face
just wanna get in her sarlacc pit
oi!
She said, hey now take it slow, I’m a princess don’t you know?
My bros a Jedi master and he built C3PO

she was a knight!
j.e.d.i
a Jedi knight that’s right
she’s outta sight
J.E.D.I
a Jedi knight that right

I was rubbing on your sister, till she blistered up my finger
put her hand on my blaster, said force choke that
oi!
I said we all get older now Clint Eastwood looks like Yoda
I think that we should do it before we look like that
oi!
She said I was a disgrace unlike Windu first name Mace
that guy would probably still be here if her dad hadn’t won the pod race
oi!
now we get it on while the wookie sits and cries
my princess she’s got buns of steel and real come get it eyes

here we go!

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from Return To Taco Hell, released August 22, 2014

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Pop punk with a Grin from Ipswich, Suffolk

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