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Return To Taco Hell

by Fisti Kuffs

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1.
Fanjita 03:39
Yeeeee Haaaah Oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love You look just like an angel sent from heaven above oh Señorita Señorita I hope you are from hell then you won’t just be hot you’ll be dirty as well You’re a hells angel of a different kind not a Harley Davidson in sight Yeeeee Haaaaaah if you’re not into satanic sacrifice oh won’t you take me home tonight I'll drink tequila Señorita from your belly button Come on now don’t you be shy just tell me what turns you on Want you smothered want you covered because you are the best I'll lick the sour cream and salsa from there right of your breast oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love? La la la la laa oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love? La la la la laa let me eat’ah your fanjita wont your give me your love? La la la la laa oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love?
2.
Panderize 02:42
In this era where your hairs got static, panderize and your mouth so manic now, makes nothing alright Wooo! in this age of the moving target, procrastination of the state lethargic now, makes nothing alright this revelation like a conversation revolutions over, before it began hesitation and a face like thunder, the fear of loathing is pulling you underground, just go out tonight Wooo three bottles down and all sense departed, your false convictions they’re so half-hearted now, just go out tonight Wooooo! *clap clap, clap*
3.
Slut 03:56
That girls a slut, and she don’t care She wears a mini skirt, that looks like a belt made of snake skin how do I begin got thrown of the party after oral contribution she don’t care what care what the people think she don’t care what care what the people say she don’t care what care what the people say, today na na na naaaa, na na na naaa, yeah you're gonna die anyway na na na naaaa, na na na naaa, yeah, haha! you're gonna die anyway that boys a slut, with his blonde hair and his open shirt, showing of his fake tanned skin where do I begin got thrown out of the party after double penetration he don’t care what the people think he don’t care what the people say he don’t care what the people say today
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Donut 03:41
Bumming around in outta space, looking for a more exotic taste park the ship open my eyes she was there she glistened in the sunlight oh so sweet, think I found the missing part of me sweet sugar coated little 360 of love na na na na na na na na na na come on na na na na na na na na na na I’m in love na na na na na na na na na na sweet sugar coated super sexy doughnut yeah we sat in silence no need for words, would she be jam or lemon curd? I think it’s time to poke my finger inside ;) I’m getting a little scared that I’m getting obsessed, my finger is warm its sticky red will she pass the tonsil test oh yeah?
6.
Jedi 02:42
Oi! What? I was hitting on your sister, I’m a universal mister got a car, she’s a fixer but she still said no oi! Don’t have a lightsaber but I tried to win her favour with a rocket in my pocket and it’s ready to blow oi! I took her to hyperspace, got my junk up in her face just wanna get in her sarlacc pit oi! She said, hey now take it slow, I’m a princess don’t you know? My bros a Jedi master and he built C3PO she was a knight! j.e.d.i a Jedi knight that’s right she’s outta sight J.E.D.I a Jedi knight that right I was rubbing on your sister, till she blistered up my finger put her hand on my blaster, said force choke that oi! I said we all get older now Clint Eastwood looks like Yoda I think that we should do it before we look like that oi! She said I was a disgrace unlike Windu first name Mace that guy would probably still be here if her dad hadn’t won the pod race oi! now we get it on while the wookie sits and cries my princess she’s got buns of steel and real come get it eyes here we go!
7.
Beach Song 03:39
I feel the wind in my face the sand in my groin my skin is blistered like a burnt sirloin bonfires and bbq’s volley ball with beach rules slot machines and drama queens, stoner surfers high on weed sun kissed honeys lapping up the scenery take me to the beach take me to the surf got my cotton candy and Hawaiian shirt take me to the beach underneath the pier wanna split this beer? Take me to the beach take me to the sand we can hold each other I aint talking hands take me to the beach underneath the pier whoa oh oh hood down we’re cruising the street on the prom there are sites to see life’s a beach and its bittersweet to me candyfloss and candy for your eyes oiled up mamas with oiled up thighs in the wink of a wandering eye take me there yeah I’m there fortune tellers on the pier a cone of chips and an ice cold beer make the most of it, it won’t last long in the blink of an eye the summers gone night falls the fairground starts bright lights and bumper cars little kids putting on their parts heading home take me to the beach, take me to the surf take me to the beach take me to the beach take me to the beach, take me to the sand take me to the beach, take me to the beach
8.
Sharks 02:17
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT I don’t like swimming no fear of drowning feel that fucker behind me look out beach I’m coming I hear them gnashing those teeth are biting fin wielding bastards I can hear them coming I’d rather dance on Lego bricks, than deal with these toothy pricks just like when your car won’t start in a dogging spot SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 blood teeth and gore a dash to the shore malevolent grin a fight I can't win a sinking ship a skinny dip pass me the cyanide cos I can’t take this shit I’d rather go commando in outta space and implode in my own face just like when your car won’t start, in a dogging spot
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fire is raging on the 13th floor open all the windows, close all the doors it’s a long way down, a long way down ask a simple question do I sink or swim do I close and just jump right in cos it’s a long way down, a long way down underground yeah there’s no superman, there’s no Spiderman there’s no hero coming to save you there’s no superman, no Spiderman your out of options what are you gonna do? jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump fires breaking out on the 13th floor smash all the windows, kick in the doors it’s a long way down, a long way down mass hysteria setting in do I take the leap do I sink or swim? it’s a long way down, a long way down underground yeah jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
10.
If You Die 02:09
if you die, can I have your guitar? No a simple question straight from the heart I’m not being an insensitive asshole but if you die can I have your guitar? aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye what you see you don’t get aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye I aint no hypocrite aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye with the upmost respect in the end I was your best friend now your best friend is your greatest, enemy if you die can I sleep with your wife? Yes she’s pretty hot and you got a pretty good life I’ll take good care of the kids, and the house but if you die can I sleep with your wife
11.
El Psycho 04:31
hey Pepito, in your poncho standing with that pistol in your hand BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YA HA HA! hey Pepito you aint no gringo running with the chupacabra gang this aint a stand of, its not glamorous to kill another man with your bare hands hey Pepito, mi amigo your parents they will never understand wooooooah El Psycho El psicópata!!! wooooooah El Psycho El psicópata!!! wooooooah El Psycho El psicópata!!! wooooooah El Psycho El psicópata!!! Hey Chancho, this aint old Mexico that machete no it don’t make you a man hey Chancho, you ain't Carlito don’t be like your brother Esteban this aint a show down, you're like a circus clown this town it can't belong to just one man hey Chancho, mi amigo your mum and dad will never understand wooooooah El Psycho El psicópata!!! wooooooah El Psycho El psicópata!!! you should take my advice, you should think twice they shoot you down, they’ll shoot you down, they’ll shoot you till your dead you didn’t take my advice, you didn’t think twice they shot you down, they shot you down, they shoot you down my friend Uno, dos, tres, cuatro hey Pepito, how was this meant to go? did things turn out quite the way you planned? Hey Chancho, mi amigo, your just another headstone in the sand

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Graham Mann - Vox + Guitar
James Cooper - Vox + Bass
Scott X Norman - Vox + Drums

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released August 22, 2014

Recorded at Amblin Man Studios

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Pop punk with a Grin from Ipswich, Suffolk

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