Return To Taco Hell

by Fisti Kuffs

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Graham Mann - Vox + Guitar
James Cooper - Vox + Bass
Scott X Norman - Vox + Drums

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released August 22, 2014

Recorded at Amblin Man Studios

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Track Name: Fanjita
Yeeeee Haaaah
Oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love
You look just like an angel sent from heaven above
oh Señorita Señorita I hope you are from hell
then you won’t just be hot you’ll be dirty as well

You’re a hells angel of a different kind
not a Harley Davidson in sight
Yeeeee Haaaaaah
if you’re not into satanic sacrifice
oh won’t you take me home tonight

I'll drink tequila Señorita from your belly button
Come on now don’t you be shy just tell me what turns you on
Want you smothered want you covered because you are the best
I'll lick the sour cream and salsa from there right of your breast

oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love?
La la la la laa
oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love?
La la la la laa
let me eat’ah your fanjita wont your give me your love?
La la la la laa
oh Señorita Señorita won’t you give me your love?
Track Name: Panderize
In this era where your hairs got static, panderize and your mouth so manic now, makes nothing alright
Wooo!
in this age of the moving target, procrastination of the state lethargic now, makes nothing alright

this revelation
like a conversation
revolutions over, before it began

hesitation and a face like thunder, the fear of loathing is pulling you underground, just go out tonight
Wooo
three bottles down and all sense departed, your false convictions they’re so half-hearted now, just go out tonight

Wooooo!
*clap clap, clap*
Track Name: Slut
That girls a slut, and she don’t care
She wears a mini skirt, that looks like a belt made of snake skin
how do I begin
got thrown of the party after oral contribution
she don’t care what care what the people think
she don’t care what care what the people say
she don’t care what care what the people say, today

na na na naaaa, na na na naaa, yeah
you're gonna die anyway
na na na naaaa, na na na naaa, yeah, haha!
you're gonna die anyway

that boys a slut, with his blonde hair
and his open shirt, showing of his fake tanned skin
where do I begin
got thrown out of the party after double penetration
he don’t care what the people think
he don’t care what the people say
he don’t care what the people say today
Track Name: Donut
Bumming around in outta space, looking for a more exotic taste
park the ship open my eyes she was there
she glistened in the sunlight oh so sweet, think I found the missing part of me
sweet sugar coated little 360 of love

na na na na na na na na na na
come on
na na na na na na na na na na
I’m in love
na na na na na na na na na na
sweet sugar coated super sexy doughnut yeah

we sat in silence no need for words, would she be jam or lemon curd?
I think it’s time to poke my finger inside ;)
I’m getting a little scared that I’m getting obsessed, my finger is warm its sticky red
will she pass the tonsil test oh yeah?
Track Name: Jedi
Oi!
What?
I was hitting on your sister, I’m a universal mister
got a car, she’s a fixer but she still said no
oi!
Don’t have a lightsaber but I tried to win her favour
with a rocket in my pocket and it’s ready to blow
oi!
I took her to hyperspace, got my junk up in her face
just wanna get in her sarlacc pit
oi!
She said, hey now take it slow, I’m a princess don’t you know?
My bros a Jedi master and he built C3PO

she was a knight!
j.e.d.i
a Jedi knight that’s right
she’s outta sight
J.E.D.I
a Jedi knight that right

I was rubbing on your sister, till she blistered up my finger
put her hand on my blaster, said force choke that
oi!
I said we all get older now Clint Eastwood looks like Yoda
I think that we should do it before we look like that
oi!
She said I was a disgrace unlike Windu first name Mace
that guy would probably still be here if her dad hadn’t won the pod race
oi!
now we get it on while the wookie sits and cries
my princess she’s got buns of steel and real come get it eyes

here we go!
Track Name: Beach Song
I feel the wind in my face the sand in my groin
my skin is blistered like a burnt sirloin
bonfires and bbq’s volley ball with beach rules
slot machines and drama queens, stoner surfers high on weed
sun kissed honeys lapping up the scenery

take me to the beach take me to the surf
got my cotton candy and Hawaiian shirt
take me to the beach underneath the pier
wanna split this beer? Take me to the beach take me to the sand
we can hold each other I aint talking hands
take me to the beach underneath the pier
whoa oh oh

hood down we’re cruising the street
on the prom there are sites to see
life’s a beach and its bittersweet to me
candyfloss and candy for your eyes
oiled up mamas with oiled up thighs
in the wink of a wandering eye take me there
yeah I’m there

fortune tellers on the pier
a cone of chips and an ice cold beer
make the most of it, it won’t last long
in the blink of an eye the summers gone
night falls the fairground starts
bright lights and bumper cars
little kids putting on their parts heading home

take me to the beach, take me to the surf
take me to the beach take me to the beach
take me to the beach, take me to the sand
take me to the beach, take me to the beach
Track Name: Sharks
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
I don’t like swimming
no fear of drowning
feel that fucker behind me
look out beach I’m coming
I hear them gnashing
those teeth are biting
fin wielding bastards
I can hear them coming

I’d rather dance on Lego bricks, than deal with these toothy pricks
just like when your car won’t start in a dogging spot

SHARKS
SHARKS
SHARKS
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS

1,2,3,4,5,6,7

blood teeth and gore
a dash to the shore
malevolent grin a fight I can't win
a sinking ship
a skinny dip
pass me the cyanide cos I can’t take this shit

I’d rather go commando in outta space
and implode in my own face
just like when your car won’t start, in a dogging spot
Track Name: Long Way Down
fire is raging on the 13th floor
open all the windows, close all the doors
it’s a long way down, a long way down
ask a simple question do I sink or swim
do I close and just jump right in
cos it’s a long way down, a long way down
underground yeah

there’s no superman, there’s no Spiderman
there’s no hero coming to save you
there’s no superman, no Spiderman
your out of options what are you gonna do?

jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump

fires breaking out on the 13th floor
smash all the windows, kick in the doors
it’s a long way down, a long way down
mass hysteria setting in
do I take the leap do I sink or swim?
it’s a long way down, a long way down
underground yeah
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
Track Name: If You Die
if you die, can I have your guitar?
No
a simple question straight from the heart
I’m not being an insensitive asshole
but if you die can I have your guitar?

aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
what you see you don’t get
aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
I aint no hypocrite
aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
with the upmost respect
in the end I was your best friend
now your best friend is your greatest, enemy

if you die can I sleep with your wife?
Yes
she’s pretty hot and you got a pretty good life
I’ll take good care of the kids, and the house
but if you die can I sleep with your wife
Track Name: El Psycho
hey Pepito, in your poncho
standing with that pistol in your hand
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YA HA HA!
hey Pepito you aint no gringo
running with the chupacabra gang
this aint a stand of, its not glamorous
to kill another man with your bare hands
hey Pepito, mi amigo
your parents they will never understand

wooooooah El Psycho
El psicópata!!!
wooooooah El Psycho
El psicópata!!!
wooooooah El Psycho
El psicópata!!!
wooooooah El Psycho
El psicópata!!!

Hey Chancho, this aint old Mexico
that machete no it don’t make you a man
hey Chancho, you ain't Carlito
don’t be like your brother Esteban
this aint a show down, you're like a circus clown
this town it can't belong to just one man
hey Chancho, mi amigo
your mum and dad will never understand

wooooooah El Psycho
El psicópata!!!
wooooooah El Psycho
El psicópata!!!
you should take my advice, you should think twice
they shoot you down, they’ll shoot you down, they’ll shoot you till your dead
you didn’t take my advice, you didn’t think twice
they shot you down, they shot you down, they shoot you down my friend

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

hey Pepito, how was this meant to go?
did things turn out quite the way you planned?
Hey Chancho, mi amigo, your just another headstone in the sand