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Queensbury Rules

by Fisti Kuffs

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1.
BFLM 02:20
Grew up sweet and squeaky clean Butter wouldnt melt on her thighs there was something lurking Beneath those deep brown eyes Graduated went on to get a degree Her parents thought the rest, was, history HEY HEY Wanna beer fueled love machine HEY HEY From the 21st century HEY HEY Theres someone always asking me HEY HEY Wanna beer fueled love machine At 22 she got her first tattoo And her nips pierced twice Followed by tequila no ice The offspring sang "i want you bad" Makes me wish they never had She's got a PHD in debauchery HEY HEY Wanna beer fueled love machine HEY HEY From the 21st century HEY HEY Theres someone always asking me HEY HEY Wanna beer fueled love machine Wanna beer fueled love machine Shes got a beer fueled love machine Wanna beer feueled love machine
2.
She bought a telescope now she's sighting ufo's i'm too close for her to see me she likes the guys with the x-ray eyes tight pants and the power to fly is it me or her neurosis Cinderella ramone there's no one home She went on a mission to venus when her drugs were intravenous off her face and off the planet she got religion and she got it bad it was the worst day she ever had is it me or her neurosis Cinderella ramone there's no one home
3.
Grass Skirts 03:33
She asked me when did new wave stop being new She hated talking heads and blondie too The 80's came with their new romance But she don't do frills or stretchy pants RaRa skirts don't cut it no more It was 2010 not 1984 Watching happy days on her vhs Fonzarelli wears denim and fonzy knows best she's got..... Jeans, skinny fit, boot cut, Jeans, stone wash, pin stripe Jeans, black, white, drainpipes anything you like she's got em. Hypocrite from the outside in She takes her tonic with a splash of gin She don't do drugs as a point of fact Crack is for assholes and don't forget that It's all about the denim and the rock n roll Three chord tricks, joan jett and the quo One more time incase you forgot There's just one thing that hits the spot She's got........... Jeans, skinny fit, boot cut, Jeans, stone wash, pin stripe Jeans, black, white, drainpipes anything you like she's got em. Grass skirts and hawaiian shirts Oh baby how your lovin' hurts
4.
Billy 03:51
They call him Billy one mate, he's a son of a bitch She's his only friend. She's filthy rich He's a bit of a tosser between me and you But he comes across all smarmy and smooth She said Hey Billy, Billy boy From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy Your a capital T double O L Hey Billy, Billy boy From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy Your a casualty Billy's in the club and he's giving it some He really loves that bass n' drum They all turn around and laugh in his face You dumbass Billy it's drum n' bass She said Hey Billy, Billy boy From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy Your a capital T double O L Hey Billy, Billy boy From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy Your a casualty HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!!! She said Hey Billy, Billy boy From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy Your a capital T double O L Hey Billy, Billy boy From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy Your a casualty She said Hey Billy, Billy boy (whoa) From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy (whoa) Your a capital T double O L Hey Billy, Billy boy (whoa) From the B to the I to the double L Y She said Hey Billy, Billy boy (whoa) Your a casualty
5.
Reality T.V 05:00
Aint saying i got something against you Aint saying that i wouldn't want to Bored of breathing down the telephone You better hang up now or just leave us alone It's a dream to be on page one Don't want page three, it's already been done It's not about your haircut or piercing your tongue Or who's that weeks number one Make your own reality Like the ones you see on T.V screens It dosn't if, it's truth or fiction Reality, is a contradiction Make your own reality Like the ones you see on T.V screens It dosn't if, it's truth or fiction Reality, is a contradiction Just wanna see my face in the sun Like a kid with a loaded gun Lets give em all and hell and see Victims of Reality T.V Just wanna see my face in the sun Like a kid with a loaded gun Just give em all and hell and see Victims of Reality T.V I said, Make your own, reality Victims of reality T.V I said, Make your own, reality It's not about Brad or Angelina, or some teenage bitch who's named Sabrina What do you think about getting some? Seems more important when your getting none Are we living in peacefull times? Or are we waging wars on the inside? What we gonna do when the planets collide? Better call the doctor, he can save time Make your own reality Like the ones you see on T.V screens It dosn't if, it's truth or fiction Reality, is a contradiction Just wanna see my face in the sun Like a kid with a loaded gun Let's give em all and hell and see Victims of Reality T.V Make your own reality Like the ones you see on T.V screens It dosn't if, it's truth or fiction Reality, is a contradiction Just wanna see my face in the sun Like a kid with a loaded gun Let's give em all and hell and see Victims of Reality T.V I said, Make your own, reality Victims of reality T.V I said, Make your own, reality
6.
Man Up 02:55
Put em up Or shut your mouth Man up or shut, you lost it your loosing and now your believing that she was the one Thought that you should know, it's real on my radio Just couldn't take it, decided to fake it and now your believing that this is the truth Thought that you cold see, it all comes back to me Happy new romance, dancing in your underpants, with your MDMA crystals and alcohol Aint so second chance, 'cos the shit just hit the fan, now your on your own who you gonna call? Woo-Hoo! Just couldn't take it, decided to fake it and now your believing that this is the truth Thought that you could see, it all comes back to me Man up or shut, you lost it your loosing and now your believing that she was the one Thought that you should know, it's real on my radio Happy new romance, dancing in your underpants, with your MDMA crystals and alcohol Aint so second chance, 'cos the shit just hit the fan, now your on your own who you gonna call? Can't change can't change your twisted mind Do it to much and you'll go blind Happy new romance, dancing in your underpants, with your MDMA crystals and alcohol Aint so second chance, 'cos the shit just hit the fan, now your on your own who you gonna call?
7.
This ain't no heavy metal song makes me think of bubble gum tastes so great but don't last long and you can't wear it in the sun Sombrero where have you gone ? La la la la lala Mi Amigo A number one You might find it strange that we sing about hats but there's no finer hat than that looks fantastic with a tash worth more than any gold or cash
8.
Jelly Tots 02:06
Don't wanna be a jelly tot thanks, i'd rather be a star bar, or a creme egg thats filled with goo Yes it's true Because you melt me in your arms, and you smother me with your charms, and it feels good Just like a 99'er Your so sugary warm and sweet, i'd even eat you off the street, cos to me, there's nothing finer Than a warm vagina Your snuggily warm and smooth, and if i shaved off all those pubes, looks like a pink snail, been wedged, inside her You might think that this song is rude, but incase you misheard or misunderstood, to me, there's nothing finer Than a warm vagina Vagina, vagina vagina YEAH Vagina, vagina vagina YEAH Vagina, vagina vagina YEAH Vagina, vagina vagina YEAH To me, there's nothing finer Than a warm vagina

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Graham Mann - Vox + Guitar
James Cooper - Vox + Bass
Steve Pipe - Vox + Drums

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released January 1, 2010

Recorded at Amblin Man Studios

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Pop punk with a Grin from Ipswich, Suffolk

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